How To Write A College Essay Tumblr

SLIDE 1:

How to write a kickass essay with ½ the stress
A kickass ppt by wittacism

SLIDE 2:

Find out what your teacher wants

  • get the assignment prompt and break it down into its individual parts
  • this becomes your skeleton for your essay
  • spooky

SLIDE 3:

Don’t start with the introduction paragraph

  • seriously this is a great way of stumping yourself ten minutes into the writing process
  • you’re trying to write an intro for a paper that doesn’t exist yet???
  • start with the first body paragraph

SLIDE 4:

Your awesome body paragraphs

  • the cool thing about the essay is that you pretty much get to tell people what to think
  • don’t hold back
  • your name is already on the top of the page
  • so whatever you say
  • try to really mean it

SLIDE 5:

Conclusion paragraph

  • the conclusion is like the end of a 30 second commercial where they hold the product up at the end just in case you forgot you were watching a Hot Pockets commercial
  • hold up all your arguments for the audience one more time
  • just in case they forgot what they just read

SLIDE 6:

Introduction paragraph

  • now that you have some kickass body paragraphs and a conclusion, rewrite your conclusion in introduce your topic
  • notice how its 300x easier to introduce something AFTER you’ve written it
  • slap a badass thesis statement on the end of your intro

SLIDE 7:

Badass thesis statements

  • remember that skeleton we made in slide 2?
  • get it back out
  • make a single sentence that talks about all those points
  • it’s totally cool to write a sentence that says, “In this essay, I argue that…”
  • then just list those things
  • done

SLIDE 8:

Quotes

  • quotes are a great way to make yourself look credible and to add length to your paper
  • lets be honest, no one actually wants to write 2,000 words
  • you need to talk before and after a quote
  • tell people who you’re quoting
  • tell people why they should care

SLIDE 9:

Citations!

  • fun fact: Microsoft Word’s citation maker is literally the scum of the earth
  • never ever use it
  • use citationmachine.net instead
  • or make your own
  • (it takes about the same amount of time with a lil’ practice)

SLIDE 10:

Done

  • go get yourself a milkshake
  • because you have a rough draft, my friend
  • be proud of yourself

(Note: all text copied word-for-word, with errors intact.)

englishmajorhumor:

wittacism:

It’s essay writing season for tons of students!

After being a college writing tutor for over a year, I thought I would share my advice with all you awesome people on tumblr. This is how I write essays, but if you’ve got more tips, feel free to add them below. 

Happy writing. You can do it!

This is actually brilliant.

(via creativehubble)

Working with a private college consultant can be expensive. If you can afford it, I totally recommend it, and here’s why I think that’s a good idea. (Find one near you here or here.)

Private consultants can be a wonderful support during the college process, and one of the bestways they support is by helping you develop your college list.

The truth is, there are more than 4,500 colleges and universities in the US (source) and most schools accept most students, with the national average at 63.8% in 2011 (source).

But which of the 4,500 is right for you?

If your counselor is too busy and you can’t afford the $3,480 it costs to have someone help you figure it out, here’s a step-by-step process for developing your college list on your own, for free, using the Google machine.

WHERE DO I EVEN START FINDING SCHOOLS?

Use collegexpress.com to search according to your interests.

Why CollegeXpress? Because school buff Steven Antonoff – who has been eating, sleeping and breathing colleges for the past few decades – developed an amazing set of lists based on years of visiting campuses, talking to professionals, and studying schools in deep detail. (There’s a reason his website it www.schoolbuff.com.) He first published these lists in his book The College Finder, which you can buy on Amazon. Or guess what? You can find the lists for free at collegexpress.com. Plus, they’re searchable, so you can type in anything from “Schools for the Free Spirit” to “Great Private Colleges for the B Student.” and you’ll get a list of schools. It’s pretty much my favorite resource ever.

And another thing I love is that he doesn’t rank schools, which is pretty tough to do anyway.

Here’s how to use collegexpress.com (it’s a little tricky):

  1. Create a login.
  2. Type an interest in the top right corner (i.e.,—“architecture” or “Div. III tennis,” etc.)
  3. When results appear, uncheck all the boxes on the right bottom corner except “list.” Then click on the list that interests you.

ANY FAVORITE SITES FOR RESEARCHING SCHOOLS?

For the pro perspective, go to collegecountdown.com where for $20 you can get online access to the Fiske Guide to Colleges, which is pretty much the go-to guide for college research (#1 on Amazon). This $20 is optional, but totally worth it. And the reason this post will save you $3,480 instead of $3,500.

For the student perspective, go to unigo.com where you can read real students’ opinions on their schools. But don’t just read 1-2 reviews, read a bunch of them, in particular the “What’s the stereotype of students at your school” and “Is the stereotype true?” You’ll get a sense of the school vibe pretty quick.

HOW MANY SCHOOLS SHOULD I APPLY TO?

Pick nine schools. Why nine? Because nine allows you to pick three of each of these:

  • 3 Reach (5%-25% chance of acceptance)
  • 3 Maybe (26%-60% chance)
  • 3 Match (61%+ chance)

Keep searching and researching until you’re in love with all nine—yes, even the “match” schools where you’ll likely get in. (Bonus tip: If you’re applying to the University of California schools, count them as one, since the application and essays will be the same for all of them.)

HOW DO I KNOW MY CHANCES OF GETTING IN?

You can find the general acceptance rates on lots of sites, but I recommend that you use parchment.com to find out what your real chances are.

Why Parchment? Because you can enter more specific info on yourself: in addition to GPA and test scores, you can also add extra info—extracurriculars, leadership, hardship—basically details that will give you a slightly more accurate sense of how you compare. How much more accurate? It’s tough to say, but it will give you at least a sense of whether the school is a reach, maybe or match.

Why trust Parchment? Because it’s the transcript-sending service for many thousands of students—both when they’re sending the initial transcripts and when they send the final transcript, confirming students’ acceptance—so the site actually knows a.) that students are reporting grades correctly and b.) who was actually accepted where.

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